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May 2013

8 posts

May 28, 20133 notes

#Baby #Doctor #Mom #birth #father #Dad #born #that guy #bar #name #named #congratulations #Cyanide and Happiness #class #Smith #Mother #naming #funny

May 26, 201311 notes

#killer #killers #blood #mask #dead #death #candy #halloween #trick or treat #old school #orignals #The Texas Chain Saw Massacre #Texas Chain Saw Massacre #Leatherface #Friday the 13th #Jason Voorhees #Jason #Michael Myers #scream #Ghostface #I Know What You Did Last Summer #Benjamin Willis #the fisherman #fisherman #Machete #chainsaw #knife #hook #OG #real

May 19, 201337 notes

#time #play time #over #ball #kangaroo #funny #gif #bounce #play #serious #seriously

May 15, 20139 notes

#Doctor Who #Who #Dr Who #Star Wars #Darth Vader #Vader #sonic screwdriver #Sonic #lightsaber #eleventh doctor #eleventh #vs #rescue #standoff #the Doctor #bowtie #cool #Darth #malfunction

May 14, 20133 notes

#Leather #leatherwork #leatherworking #bull #skin #human #Tandys Leather #La Mesa

May 14, 20134 notes

#Beets #Beats #Fat Beats #headphones #overwhelming #moderately #listen #Sebastien Millon #music #funny

May 14, 20137 notes

#Alice in Wonderland #Alice #Wonderland #book #movie #The Wizard of Oz #Oz #Dorothy #Dorothy Gale #pet #dog #todo #cat #Ruby Slippers #tea #weird #2 Girls 1 Cup #girls #stories #swap #sitting

May 13, 20133 notes

#Alice #Wonderland #hole #white rabbit #rabbit #bear #money #cash #trick #follow #paid #sign #eat #fork #bib #funny #cute

April 2013

12 posts

Apr 11, 20137 notes

#cat #kitty #LSD #drug #drugs #dragon #dragons #kitchen #high #funny #lol #eyes #trip #tripping #acid #Lysergic acid diethylamide #animal #animals #cats

Apr 10, 2013

#Ladybug #lady #bug #Lesbians #Lesbian #sex #doggie style #insect #insects

Apr 10, 2013

#battery #batteries #AA #AAA #C #9 volt #lick #licked #adult #tell #tester #test #good #old school #funny #molestation #Sexual abuse #abuse #bad touch #private

Apr 10, 20131 note

#Money #pain #victim #where #painful #compliance #knee #back #crack #PSA

Apr 10, 20139 notes

#eagle #salmon #fish #bird #ice #game #funny

Apr 10, 20131 note

#tooth #paste #tooth paste #poo #funny #reading

Apr 10, 201319 notes

#Cyanide and Happiness #Cyanide #Happiness #tall #Justin #advice

Apr 10, 201398 notes

#frog #fly #pond #flying #win #winning #eat #eating #tongue #sticky #stuck #toad

Apr 10, 2013

#Facebook #FB #picture #pictures #post #baby #dog #hat #friends #real #life #real life #annoying #dinner #food #eat #naked #instagram

Apr 10, 20132 notes

#Family #Photography #shoot #kid #kids #hang #frame #wife #husband

Apr 10, 201344 notes

#Tesla #Edison #fight #vs #Nikola Tesla #Thomas Edison #inventors #inventor #Electric #Electrical #light #energy #rivals #rival #rivalry

Apr 10, 20132 notes

#dog #dogs #tail #tails #right #left #happy #sad #wag #qi #smile

March 2013

23 posts

Mar 31, 20132 notes

#Lemons #Life #Lemonade #yell #damn #aperture science innovators #aperture #science #innovators #Portal #Portal 2 #advice

Mar 31, 201333 notes

#LOTR #Lord of the Rings #smeagol #Gollum #sewing #needle #thread #sew #cosplay #costume #threading a needle #difficult #difficulty

Mar 31, 20134 notes

#bear #duck #ducks #question #curious #dumb #wonder #wondered #equal #weight #scale #scales #quack

Mar 31, 20138 notes

#black #asian #kfc #racist #racism #stereotype #eyes #sight #joke #funny

Mar 31, 20134 notes

#Consequences #sperm #sex #safe #self #oral #anal #egg #virgin

Mar 31, 20138 notes

#friend #friend zone #job interview questions #job interview #questions #guy friend #boy friend #girls #girl #woman #man #men #complain #truth #true #relationship #friendship #Just Friends #love

Mar 31, 20137 notes

#Mario #Mario Bros #moon #flag #tired #American flag #astronaut #nintendo #super mario #super mario bros

Mar 31, 20133 notes

#Vegetarian #tribal #slang #village idiot #idiot #hunt #fish #ride

Mar 31, 20133 notes

#procrastination #motivational #poster #later #picture

Mar 31, 20132 notes

#daughter #father #daddy #unicorn #horn #adopted #dad #comic #funny #sad

Mar 31, 201320 notes

#Pimp #pimpin #pimp walk #like a boss #boss #fur coat #treadmill #pimp cane #mink #mink coat #gangsta limp #limp #walk it out #pimp suit #pimpin aint easy #gangsta #gif #gold #chain #feather #hat #Treadmill #exercise #in shape #fit #cane #Gators #fitness #swag

Mar 31, 20134 notes

#MacGyver #old #demotivational #fat #fix #car #poster #Richard Dean Anderson

Mar 31, 20137 notes

#Home Depot #serial killer #killer #supplies #tie downs #screws #rope #ropes #chain #lubricants #hardware

Mar 30, 2013115 notes

#The Walking Dead #Shaun of the Dead #night of the living dead #return of the living dead #day of the dead #dawn of the dead #resident evil #28 days later #movie #movies #season finale #carl #rick #old days #funny #wheres carl #rick grimes #carl grimes #sheriff sheriff rick #Walking Dead #zombie #zombies

Mar 30, 20139 notes

#Easter #Sunday #egg #alien #aliens #paint #Xenomorph Egg #Xenomorph #Facehugger #holiday #rabbit #bunny #Easter Bunny #eggs #happy Easter

Mar 30, 20131 note

#card #present #rabbit #bikini #bunny #overweight #fat #chubby #motherfucker #picture #funny

Mar 30, 20135 notes

#She loves me #he loves me #love #flowers #flower #fear #games #scared #violence #abuse #daisy

Mar 30, 20132 notes

#Breakfast #brunch #elevensies #LOTR #lord of the rings #Hobbits #diabetes #the hobbit #diet #no #sign #psa #fat

Mar 30, 2013

#Blogging #shoeboxblog #Chuck & Beans #computer #apple #Mac #posting #post #rabbit #first #bunny #truth #blog #funny #procrastination

Mar 30, 20134 notes

#Disney #Buzz #Buzz Lightyear #cup #straw #Toy Story

Mar 30, 2013

#Sea #chest #hair #nipples #chest hair #guide #north star #star #man #body #fear #sexy time #penis #dark

Mar 30, 20137 notes

#Bear #Portal #Portal 2 #funny #falling #teleporting #portal gun #Valve

Mar 29, 20135 notes

#unicorn #baby #cute #ninja #sorry #star #blood #dead

November 2012

4 posts

Nov 24, 2012

#christmas #xmas #give #giving #Christmas time #vd #tested #santa

Nov 23, 20123 notes

#thanksgiving #turducken #turkey #chicken #duck #threesome #satisfied #bed #bedroom #friends #curiosity

Nov 2, 20121 note

#ice cream #lock #fat #weight loss #weight #sorry #my pint #pint #combination lock #combination #ben & jerrys #berry voluntary

Nov 2, 2012157 notes

#yoga #alien #aliens #P90X #lotus pose #lotus #pose #chest #burst #center #xenomorph

June 2012

2 posts

Jun 25, 20123 notes

#pie #eating #contest #free

Jun 1, 201279 notes

#passifier #lollipop #creamsicle #popsicle #penis #dick #sucking #practice #suck #preparing #prepare #life

May 2012

8 posts

May 28, 20126 notes

#black widow #spider #emergency #button #emergency button #die